Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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