we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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