I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
These tits shall not be calmed
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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