Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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