Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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