He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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