Ambien. No doubt about it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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