Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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