even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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