who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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