i don't like sucking hair
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.