Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner