it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.