and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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