Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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