Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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