So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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