Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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