He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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