i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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