tell your sister to shave her snatch
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize