they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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