He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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