...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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