Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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