Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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