...so i touched it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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