don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
i out mim tonsoeep
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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