As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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