but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
