ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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