Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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