did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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