butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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