Whod you bang
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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