The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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