you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We named our party play list daddy issues
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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