you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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