hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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