i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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