He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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