Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize