fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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