I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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