YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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