Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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