What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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