My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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