just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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