we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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