oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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