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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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