I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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