If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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