Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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