I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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