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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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