No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
please don't ironically join a cult
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