i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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